Welcome to our Disney Drinks Review page.

No rose-colored reviews here, we tell it like it is. Be sure to check out the links on the left for more imbibery at the theme parks. Visit often - we'll be adding new reviews and updating reviews regularly. Be sure to leave your comment and let us know what you think of these drinks. Enjoy!

Saturday
Mar022013

African Starr Mojito

Cocktail Description
Starr African Rum, Van der Hum Tangerine Liqueur from South Africa, fresh Mint, and Lime.

Review 6/2012
The African Starr Mojito is a fresh take on your typical mojito. Made with special African liquors and fresh mint, this is your regular mojito kicked up a notch. Refreshing, crisp and just the right amount of mint make this one classy cocktail to enjoy slowly with your decadent appetizers 

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Sanaa at Animal Kingdom Lodge - Kidani Village

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Wednesday
Jan232013

Antioxidant Cocktail

Cocktail Description
Finlandia Wild Berries vodka, Absolut Berri Acai vodka, pomegranate, lychee and freshly squeezed lemon juice.

Review 12/2011
After realizing that it's been awhile since we've truly enjoyed the ambiance of a fake fireplace, we stopped by the Ale & Compass lounge after a trip to the much nicer Crew's Cup. The Antioxidant is crisp and refreshing. The sweet berry vodka and muddled pomegranate and lychee fruit balance nicely with plenty of tart lemon juice - which is actually a fairly unusual ingredient in a cocktail, lime? Sure; but lemon? It's just strange enough that it works. Fresh, pulpy and as invigorating as an alcoholic drink can be. We're not sure this cured any ails . . . wait . . . come to think of it . . . I feel fine . . . maybe this is what did it? I'm officially suggesting 1 a day to keep the doctor away. 

Antioxidant Recipe

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Ask at Disney Resort Lounge (from Disney's 2011-2012 Drink Menu, bars may still be able to make one.)

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Saturday
Feb162013

Backscratcher

Cocktail Description
Bacardi Superior rum, Myers's Original Dark rum, and passion fruit juice topped with Jack Daniel's and a bamboo backscratcher.

Review 6/2012
It's nice when there's a stand out winner, especially when it's on a menu packed with good stuff to begin with. This tropical vacation in a glass utilizes the caramel flavors of dark rum, sweet passion fruit juice and a splash of Jack Daniel's Bourbon floating on top to make a really unique beverage that's worth the trip to this resort alone (who needs Space Mountain!?) By the way, no discounts if you go sans backscratcher . . . but why would you do something silly like that? Great, now my back's itchy. Anyone got a backscratcher? 

Backscratcher Recipe

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Tambu Lounge, Kona Cafe and O'hana at the Polynesian Resort

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Thursday
Feb072013

Banana Cabana

Cocktail Description
Cruzan Mango rum, Coruba Coconut rum, Creme de Banana, orange and pineapple juices with a float of grenadine.

Review 11/2012
Now this is what people think of when they want a tropical drink. The Banana Cabana is sweet with a pronounced banana flavor (which is good, since that's its name) with hints of coconut and mango and a pineapple juice punch. One of the easiest, most tasty and refreshing drinks on Disney's menu, so it's very easy to throw back a few of them (that is until you see the price). If you like tropical drinks we highly recommend this one. It doesn't have an overpowering alcohol taste either, so it's also good for light drinkers.

Ever order a Yellow Bird? This is basically the same cocktail with a different name.


Banana Cabana Recipe

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Any Disney Resort Pool Bar

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Saturday
Feb162013

Blackberry Peach Lemonade

Cocktail Description
Firefly Peach Tea vodka, Monin Blackberry, Minute Maid lemonade and soda water.

Review 7/2011
This is a delightful combination of peach tea vodka and lemonade with a sour flavorful punch of blackberry. Different layers of flavor here means one satisfying drink when you crave something a little more unique

Blackberry Peach Lemonade Recipe

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Ask at Disney Resort Lounge/Pool Bar (from Disney's 2011-2012 Pool Bar Menu, though they may still be able to make it)

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Wednesday
Feb272013

BoardWalk Frozen Margarita

Cocktail Description
Cherry vodka, Watermelon Pucker, coconut rum, blue curacao, pomegranate syrup.

Review 3/2012
Cherry vodka, Watermelon Pucker, coconut rum, blue curacao and pomegranate syrup. Hmmm, could this be like a bomb pop in a glass?! Nope, it couldn't.

There's nothing here but your typical sour blue raspberry slush, albeit so thick you could make a snow ball out of it, floating on top of some extremely sweet red syrup that again, absolutely refuses to mix with the slush. This place is 2 for 2 for worst margaritas ever - see the Caramel Apple Frozen Margarita review.


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BoardWalk Joe's at the BoardWalk Resort. But don't...you read our review, didn't you?

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Thursday
Feb072013

Captain's Mai Tai

Cocktail Description
Captain Morgan Original Spiced rum, Amaretto and tropical juices topped with a float of Myers's Dark rum.

Review 1/2013
The Captain's Mai Tai has a slight nutty flavor thanks to the Amaretto that mixes nicely with the tropical juices. The float of dark rum adds to the complexity with its roasted low notes lending a savory essence that perfectly balances the tropical juices 

Captain's Mai Tai Recipe

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Any Disney Resort Pool Bar

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Wednesday
Feb272013

Caramel Apple Frozen Margarita

Cocktail Description
Boo Ya Premium Silver tequila, Apple Pucker, caramel syrup and sweet & sour mix.

Review 3/2012
Sounds interesting, right? Tangy and tart margarita balanced by rich, smooth carmel. It could pair well; what could go wrong?

Here's what: margarita mix from a slush machine that comes out with the consistency of a snow cone that tastes like sour apple pucker floating on top of a layer of sickeningly sweet caramel syrup that absolutely refuses to mix in...no matter how much you stir. With both of these you've literally got to pick which layer you want to try to drink and adjust the depth of the straw correspondingly with each sip. Ugh. One of the worst ever.


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BoardWalk Joe's at the BoardWalk Resort. But don't...you read our review, didn't you?

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Wednesday
Feb202013

Cynar & Soda

Cocktail Description
Cynar Artichoke liquor topped with soda water. 

Review 11/2012
If you think you've already had the most unique drink at Disney, you're probably wrong. Order up a Cynar & Soda at Tutto Gusto. Sure, the bartenders will look back at you as in, "Are you sure" but simply say it again, with a "I know what I'm getting" confident tone.

Cynar isn't a liquor for the uninitiated drinker. A strong, bitter first sip with a savory finish, this isn't a drink for the weak. Cynar is an artichoke based liquor, and when mixed with soda water, brings forth a very strong yet moderately bitter flavor (similar to Campari), but finishes with a slightly sweet and savory after taste - and a hint of artichoke. This isn't a cocktail to pound - it's very strong and is best enjoyed slowly. Cynar & Soda definitely takes a few (if not several) sips to get used to, but once you do, you'll realize you just stumbled upon a very special cocktail unlike anything you've had before.


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Tutto Gusto in Italy at Epcot

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Saturday
Feb162013

Dragon Berry Splash

Cocktail Description
Bacardi Dragon Berry rum, sweet & sour, cranberry juice and grenadine topped with soda water.

Review 7/2011
Yet another disturbingly sour, unfinishable drink. Now don't get us wrong, we like a well-balanced sour drink, but this one is awful. 

Dragon Berry Splash Recipe

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Ask at Disney Resort Lounge/Pool Bar (from Disney's 2011-2012 Pool Bar Menu, though they may still be able to make it)

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