BoardWalk Joe's
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Located across from the BoardWalk resort/Kouzina Restaurant. Grab a coffee, soda or beer to go...but skip the margaritas.
Beer
Sam Adams Seasonal Draft - $5.50
Import & Domestic Beer - $5.25 - $6.50
Heineken, Corona, Brooklyn Pennant Ale '55, Budweiser, Bud Light, Michelob Ultra, Miller Lite
Margaritas
Patron Anejo Margarita - $12.75
Patron Silver, Cointreau and sour mix.
Caramel Apple Frozen Margarita - $9.50
Boo Ya Premium Silver tequila, Apple Pucker, caramel syrup and sweet & sour mix.
Wildberry Margarita - $8.75
Sauza tequila, wildberry syrup and agave nectar syrup.
BoardWalk Frozen Margarita - $9.50
Cherry vodka, Watermelon Pucker, coconut rum, blue curacao, pomegranate syrup.;)
Wines
Benziger Chardonnay, Carneros '08 - $10
Educated Guess Cabernet, Napa -09 - $11
Paul Cheneau Cava, Lady blanc de blanc, Spain NV - $10
Pour Quality
Poor (unless it's a beer)
Food
Roasted almonds or pecans and pretzels.
Atmosphere
Whether or not you are actually staying at a BoardWalk Resort, you should make a stop for some casual, laid-back afternoons. The evening is when the place really comes alive with magicians and other performers doing tricks for passersby. You'll find some red metal tables and chairs next to this stand to sit back and relax with a great view of Cresent Lake.
Review
We love Disney! That needs to be said before a review like this one comes out. Sorry Mickey, here comes a heaping helping of truth. We've found it. The worst margaritas on Disney property. It's hard to believe that someone taste-tested these and thought "Yup, that's what I'm looking for!" ;)
Caramel Apple Frozen Margarita
Sounds interesting, right? Tangy and tart margarita balanced by rich, smooth carmel. It could pair well; what could go wrong?
Here's what: margarita mix from a slush machine that comes out with the consistency of a snow cone that tastes like sour apple pucker floating on top of a layer of sickeningly sweet caramel syrup that absolutely refuses to mix in...no matter how much you stir. With both of these you've literally got to pick which layer you want to try to drink and adjust the depth of the straw correspondingly with each sip. ;)
BoardWalk Frozen Margarita
Cherry vodka, Watermelon Pucker, coconut rum, blue curacao and pomegranate syrup. Hmmm, could this be like a bomb pop in a glass?! Nope, it couldn't.
There's nothing here but your typical sour blue raspberry slush, albeit so thick you could make a snow ball out of it, floating on top of some extremely sweet red syrup that again, absolutely refuses to mix with the slush.
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Reader Comments (2)
If you are on the Boardwalk, why would you ever go to this stand? Turn around 180 degree and go up the staircase and into the hotel to the Belle Vue Lounge. Great bar and some of the few true bartenders on property. Or stroll a little ways over to the Swalphin. Both the Cabana Bar or Blue Zoo offer some very creative and tasty craft cocktails. Too many great places to get a drink to waste time at this slurpee stand.
You're exactly right, Keith...what we're willing to do in the name of research knows no boundaries...apparently.